Donnie Wahlberg

Wife: Most guys get better looking with age. Donnie Wahlberg isn't one of those guys.
Husband: You love Donnie Wahlberg.
Wife: I liked Donnie Wahlberg when he was in New Kids on the Block. That was 20 years ago.
Husband: You loved him. You wanted to marry him. You knew every song he sang. You lalalalalala loved him.

I hate when he's right! Damn

True Love

We saw this old couple walking down the street earlier today and my hubby commented about how we would probably be them in about 50 years.

Husband: Have you seen my teeth?
Wife: Yah, they are in your mouth.
Husband: Where are your teeth then?
Wife: They are in your mouth too.
Husband: I wondered why this chicken didn't have any meat.

Yup, it's true love!!