Black Eyes vrs Blue Balls

Husband: It would have been funnier if you didn't speak and I called you Bob.
Wife: I don't want to be Silent Bob to your Jay or Teller to your Penn. I'm the funny one.
Husband: You are not the funny one.
Wife: I am so.
Husband: You'd shut up if you had two black eyes.
Wife: and we all know you'd shut up if you had two blue balls.

Nuff said, Wife 6 Husband 2