Religion

Wife: I think I'm gonna look into Kabbalah. I need a little zen in my life.
Husband: No fucking way. That is the shit Madonna is into. If she believes in it, you know it has to be wrong. I'd rather you read about Scientology.
Wife: They believe Tom Cruise is the next Messiah.

Eyes are rolled, middle fuck you fingers are placed at the back of throat while gagging ensues.

..... End of discussion