You look like a hooker, I mean, I love you

It's almost Valentine's Day and I mentioned to my husband that the only thing I wanted was Revlon's Sugar Sugar Lip Topping . It looks purty and I like to look purty. We saw the commerical again last night and I told my husband again that I wanted this so he doesn't go out and buy me chocolates or flowers. I'm easy!! This is all I want. I'm sitting in the chair covered in a blanket and he is laying on the sofa because he has had a hard day at work. He rises up so I can see his face and says, "All you need then is those clear plastic shoes and you'd look like a hooker."

Me: "Is that a yes?"