Ball Warmers

Hubby: Who keeps opening that damn window in the bathroom?
Wife: Not me, I can't reach!
Hubby: I'm froze.
Wife: Put on a sweater.
Hubby: My balls are froze.
Wife: Put on a sweater.
Hubby: I said my balls are cold.
Wife: (laughing) Put on a sweater. Haul your turtle neck up.

(still laughing)