Fancy dinner and baby wipes

The hubby and I went out for dinner and I thought the table was just a tad bit sticky. I would have asked the waitress to wipe it off but she was no where in sight.
I opened up my purse and in a little baggie I have 6 or 7 baby wipes. I don't know why I carry them but I always feel safe and prepared.

My husband declared just before our drinks were brought to the table; "You're just like a boy scout except you don't have a penis."

It's sometimes difficult to know if it was a compliment or a mock but my table was clean and that is all that matters!